AJ is a very calm and composed friend of mine who many a times has to bear my tantrums like anything. But the scene somehow got reversed yesterday.
Here's what happened:-
I was watching Seinfeld and simultaneously spraying my new deo.
AJ: hmm.. nice smell.
Me: It's a deo, damn it ! Why do you have to call it smell?
AJ: Shut the hell up dude, I have just returned after doing a heroic task!
Me: uh-huh...what's that?
AJ: I just prevented someone from getting raped..
Me: Seriously? bitch! How?(jumping on my heels)
AJ: Self-control dude, self-control.. :D
Me: dafuq......!!! Are out of your mind?
AJ: Chill dude, enjoy the axe-effect. Remember the ad where...
Me: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE !!
PS- And you thought I was over with sick comedy..