Tuesday, 12 September 2017

My overly attached girlfriend

My posts have been declining recently na? Well, I have a good reason for it, I have a girlfriend now *cool goggle smiley* 
So I am getting LAID pretty often and life is bright and shiny \o/
Yes haters gonna hate, let them hahaha



MY LIFE IS HELL. Long distance relationship it is. So forget about getting laid. The only sex we both have is oral. I pick up the phone and say fuck you, she says fuck you too  back to me *sigh*
So, we end up on talking on phone for more than 2 hours a day and it leaves me no time to get depressed and get my creative juices flowing :-( 

Well, I want to write a full post about how my girlfriend is, but I have found a video on youtube that sums it up for me pretty well.


  1. hahaha! I bet your girlfriend doesn't know you blog!

  2. Yes! I am your girlfriend, your girlfriend, your girlfriend, always checking up on you!!! And I will marry you and name our kids Inky Pinky Ponky.
    I love you SweetHeart :-*

    1. Oh and one more thing! The reason your juice is not creative anymore is because now they require me as part of their nourishment and you don't give enough of me to them.