Friday, 14 February 2014

This definitely has to make your day

Not more than 2 hours ago, I had exposed my disgust for Valentine's Day quite obnoxiously. But my friends, what happened in the last hour couldn't have made my hatred for this day more profound than ever. 

I had this little crush  back there, about 3 years ago. Let's call her AM. Now, AM and I have been real good friends, not keeping up lately but certainly have light conversations at weekends occasionally. Now she pings me up on this valentine day! And at a time when I know things are not going all fine between her and her boyfriend.

AM : Hey! Are you there?

(And I go like, oh boy! She is onto me man! Why else would she text me on valentine's day? 
 I text AJ.

Me: Man, you're not gonna believe it! AM just messaged me today! Maybe she's going to propose to me! 

AJ: Get out of here man! No way! She won't leave her bheem ! (we call her BF bheem :D) 

Me: Dude, she's having a hard time keeping up with Bheem these days! And you know, I had always been there for her!

AJ : Hats off dude! You're one lucky bastard ! Girls fall right out of the sky for you!

Me: It's nothing like that.. But I would say this, my charm does work sooner or later ! *Boasting*
      Well, I gotta text her back. I don't want to make her desperate!

AJ : You're the man! 

(I revert back to texting AM)

Me: Heyy! Sure always am! What's up?

AM : Nothing new, just the same old stuff.

Me: Having fun with Bheem?? Come on, bring it on! Make me jealous. Where did you go?

AM: Umm.. we kinda are not seeing each other for the time being.

Me: Oh! I am so sorry to hear that ! 

AM: Yeah, me too. But I am past that. 

(Me to myself: Here it comes! I've been waiting for this! ooh! I can't believe this! If she was not into Bheem, I am pretty sure, she would have been onto me!)

AM: So, Do you have AJ's number?

Me: Umm... yeah. Hang on a minute. (AJ's number? strange!)
       There you go. But What's the deal here? 

AM : Oh you know yarr.. I has a crush on him from the beginning, so just...

Me to myself : AJ ! You bloody Son-of-a-#$%@

On This Day, I give this world _____

Hello my fellow Earthians! Hope you're enjoying your day with that loved one of yours who will eventually suck the life out of you slowly and gradually :P Whatever, I had been missing on my blog posts for so much time but what the hell! I am even missing out on my assignments, so much that I've not gone to the college for a couple of weeks now, so missing out on blog posts seems fair enough. Even I, myself don't know what's wrong but I've entered into a shell of some sorts. In which I just like to remain silent and do nothing. Literally nothing. It's totally making me go bonkers! 
Speaking of going bonkers, Valentine's day's here!
-Hey! What's the connection? ;\
All throughout the year, I get to witness hundreds of facebook posts and whatspp statuses of my friends who are either on cloud 9 with their love or going all berserk with those crappy Japanese cartoons with an emotional message written on the side. 
-Yeah man, it's not even an emotional message! We all hate that!
And now suddenly before this week, even my single friends have resorted to flaunting their relationship status!
-Serenity now! Serenity now!
-Man, you seriously need to get over Seinfeld! That show was like, 15 years ago!
-I will. Until I find a new show to obsess with! 
-These pretzels are making me thirsty!
-Ha good one!
So, I think it's not reasonable to celebrate love only once an year.
-Hey! You also celebrate independence day only once an year!
-There's no point in reasoning with you, is it? Why don't you take a break for some time?
So, it really sometimes gets high on your nerves when you're left out. Committed people have their own group, ones from the break ups have their own and then even some single people have evolved to such a point that they enjoy their singularity with such pomp and show! And all that is left is people like me, like the leftover tomato ketchup on the side of the plate! Sigh!
We have a long history of mockery and humiliation before us,but I tell you my members of the wolf pack, we will not give up! Let them call us losers, loners, whatever they feel like, but we will not bow before them. You know what? We scare them! Because we're not even bothered about our relationship status! That threatens their very nature of existence!
-All right Brutus! Stop it! 
-But I have a valid point!
-And you've made it! You don't like valentine's Day! We get it! Now just get out of here!