Friday, 14 February 2014

On This Day, I give this world _____

Hello my fellow Earthians! Hope you're enjoying your day with that loved one of yours who will eventually suck the life out of you slowly and gradually :P Whatever, I had been missing on my blog posts for so much time but what the hell! I am even missing out on my assignments, so much that I've not gone to the college for a couple of weeks now, so missing out on blog posts seems fair enough. Even I, myself don't know what's wrong but I've entered into a shell of some sorts. In which I just like to remain silent and do nothing. Literally nothing. It's totally making me go bonkers! 
Speaking of going bonkers, Valentine's day's here!
-Hey! What's the connection? ;\
All throughout the year, I get to witness hundreds of facebook posts and whatspp statuses of my friends who are either on cloud 9 with their love or going all berserk with those crappy Japanese cartoons with an emotional message written on the side. 
-Yeah man, it's not even an emotional message! We all hate that!
And now suddenly before this week, even my single friends have resorted to flaunting their relationship status!
-Serenity now! Serenity now!
-Man, you seriously need to get over Seinfeld! That show was like, 15 years ago!
-I will. Until I find a new show to obsess with! 
-These pretzels are making me thirsty!
-Ha good one!
So, I think it's not reasonable to celebrate love only once an year.
-Hey! You also celebrate independence day only once an year!
-There's no point in reasoning with you, is it? Why don't you take a break for some time?
So, it really sometimes gets high on your nerves when you're left out. Committed people have their own group, ones from the break ups have their own and then even some single people have evolved to such a point that they enjoy their singularity with such pomp and show! And all that is left is people like me, like the leftover tomato ketchup on the side of the plate! Sigh!
We have a long history of mockery and humiliation before us,but I tell you my members of the wolf pack, we will not give up! Let them call us losers, loners, whatever they feel like, but we will not bow before them. You know what? We scare them! Because we're not even bothered about our relationship status! That threatens their very nature of existence!
-All right Brutus! Stop it! 
-But I have a valid point!
-And you've made it! You don't like valentine's Day! We get it! Now just get out of here! 


  1. Haha welcome back..maybe consider going back to college too :P

    People who are overly hyped about it (and want to make a statement rather than just being in love) and people who excessively mock it (and hate on the day for no valid reason) are equally annoying.

  2. Arre, every night I decide to go to the college the next day, but I never seem to get up on time :P
    I come under the second category I suppose but What the hell ! I have got myself a post 'cos of this day! :D

  3. jaa pehle. Bad bacchha!!