SP and me met after a real long time. So we were catching up and in the meanwhile SP offered me a bottle of lager, almost certain I would decline!
Me: Sure, why not?
SP: Whoa, dude! When did you start drinking?
Me: Don’t say it like that, you make it sound so cheap !
SP: Alright, classy man you hated beer! What changed?
Me: Ah! Nothing man.., I had been sitting on my bean bag for 8 months, thinking what went wrong.. Then a thought comes into my mind- why don’t I screw up a little more? Lol!
SP : Hahaaha! I know that feeling! I am glad you have started! You have a long way to go!
Me: hell no man, I haven’t started anything!
SP: I don’t get it….
Me: Take for example us two. You are a whore when it comes to booze. And I, well, I am just not a virgin anymore !
SP: You are a whore!
Me: I don’t have a girlfriend who is still going through puberty!
SP: She is in 11th for god’s sake!
Me: That actually actually makes you a pimp !
SP: You…you sir are a boob!
Me: That means you’re a sucker!
SP: No booze for you!!!