SP and me met after a real long time. So we were catching up
and in the meanwhile SP offered me a
bottle of lager, almost certain I would decline!
Me: Sure, why not?
SP: Whoa, dude! When did you start drinking?
Me: Don’t say it like that, you make it sound so cheap !
SP: Alright, classy man you hated beer! What changed?
Me: Ah! Nothing man.., I had been sitting on my bean bag for
8 months, thinking what went wrong.. Then a thought comes into my mind- why
don’t I screw up a little more? Lol!
SP : Hahaaha! I know that feeling! I am glad you have
started! You have a long way to go!
Me: hell no man, I haven’t started anything!
SP: I don’t get it….
Me: Take for example us two. You are a whore when it comes
to booze. And I, well, I am just not a virgin anymore !
SP: You are a whore!
Me: I don’t have a girlfriend who is still going through
puberty!
SP: She is in 11th for god’s sake!
Me: That actually actually makes you a pimp !
SP: You…you sir are a boob!
Me: That means you’re a sucker!
SP: No booze for you!!!
The whore-virgin analogy is so great, it makes me want to start drinking and use it against all my friends.
ReplyDeleteHehehe...thanks man. And sure why not? Be my guest.. ;) And You can also say it without actually starting anything... :P
DeleteWhat did your friend intend to say when he said, 'you sir are a boob'. Is it meant to be offensive.?? :P
ReplyDeleteWould whale's boobs qualify as being offensive?
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