Friday 30 May 2014

You sir are a b**b


SP and me met after a real long time. So we were catching up and in the meanwhile SP offered me a  bottle of lager, almost certain I would decline!


Me: Sure, why not?

SP: Whoa, dude! When did you start drinking?

Me: Don’t say it like that, you make it sound so cheap !

SP: Alright, classy man you hated beer! What changed?

Me: Ah! Nothing man.., I had been sitting on my bean bag for 8 months, thinking what went wrong.. Then a thought comes into my mind- why don’t I screw up a little more? Lol!

SP : Hahaaha! I know that feeling! I am glad you have started! You have a long way to go!

Me: hell no man, I haven’t started anything!

SP: I don’t get it….

Me: Take for example us two. You are a whore when it comes to booze. And I, well, I am just not a virgin anymore ! 

SP: You are a whore!  

Me: I don’t have a girlfriend who is still going through puberty!

SP: She is in 11th for god’s sake!

Me: That actually actually makes you a pimp !

SP: You…you sir are a boob!

Me: That means you’re a sucker! 


SP: No booze for you!!!


4 comments:

  1. The whore-virgin analogy is so great, it makes me want to start drinking and use it against all my friends.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hehehe...thanks man. And sure why not? Be my guest.. ;) And You can also say it without actually starting anything... :P

      Delete
  2. What did your friend intend to say when he said, 'you sir are a boob'. Is it meant to be offensive.?? :P

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Would whale's boobs qualify as being offensive?

      Delete