Day before Rakhi i.e yesterday, SP and I were chilling at his house
Me: I have a cousin sister and she has a real brother.
SP: Okss..but why are we suddenly talking about your family?
Me: tomorrow's rakhi...so I was doing some maths and I found out it's a no profit and no loss statement. That's where the problem lies.
SP: Even I was having a bit of a problem...
Me: I always give my cousin sister Rs 1100 every year on rakhi and so does my cousin brother to my real sister.
SP: Actually, the thing is I find AJ's sister quite hot...
Me: So, what my mother gives to them, my bua returns it all..
SP: You think AJ would be good enough to set up a date for us?
Me: Basically, what goes around comes back around..
SP: But AJ is nuts, I should call her myself..
Me: This year it's going to be different. I am going to give my cousin sister Rs. 2100 !
SP: Let me just find her number (starts glancing his contacts lists)
Me: Or maybe Rs. 501 shall do. From where would I arrange the extra cash ? :|
SP : Got it bro! I should go to AJ's house on the pretence of rakhi !
Me: Oh! Damn it! It's so hard...! Or maybe I can give her an extra gift in addition to cash... !
SP: Oh! shit! AJ's mom knows my mom..what if they find out... > | <
Me: But which gift??? Ahhhh! Let my mom handle it! D:<
SP: I'll be doomed if anyone found out...! Ahhh! Screw her sister! I'll find another girl! She ain't worth the risk... You always give me the right advice bro! Love you man!
Me: Love you too man! Always great to talk to you too! :)
Me: I have a cousin sister and she has a real brother.
SP: Okss..but why are we suddenly talking about your family?
Me: tomorrow's rakhi...so I was doing some maths and I found out it's a no profit and no loss statement. That's where the problem lies.
SP: Even I was having a bit of a problem...
Me: I always give my cousin sister Rs 1100 every year on rakhi and so does my cousin brother to my real sister.
SP: Actually, the thing is I find AJ's sister quite hot...
Me: So, what my mother gives to them, my bua returns it all..
SP: You think AJ would be good enough to set up a date for us?
Me: Basically, what goes around comes back around..
SP: But AJ is nuts, I should call her myself..
Me: This year it's going to be different. I am going to give my cousin sister Rs. 2100 !
SP: Let me just find her number (starts glancing his contacts lists)
Me: Or maybe Rs. 501 shall do. From where would I arrange the extra cash ? :|
SP : Got it bro! I should go to AJ's house on the pretence of rakhi !
Me: Oh! Damn it! It's so hard...! Or maybe I can give her an extra gift in addition to cash... !
SP: Oh! shit! AJ's mom knows my mom..what if they find out... > | <
Me: But which gift??? Ahhhh! Let my mom handle it! D:<
SP: I'll be doomed if anyone found out...! Ahhh! Screw her sister! I'll find another girl! She ain't worth the risk... You always give me the right advice bro! Love you man!
Me: Love you too man! Always great to talk to you too! :)
Ha! Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.. Brotherhood!
ReplyDeleteI loved it man! :)
You rock \m/
Happy Blogging, Happy Rakhi!
\o/ Thanks man!
DeleteErr..I didn't understand a word of what you both were talking. :D
ReplyDeletewell,didn't need to! It was mostly rubbish! :P
Deletewell,didn't need to! It was mostly rubbish! :P
DeleteWah!! :P
ReplyDeleteBull!!You are indeed one brave guy,planning for a hot date before rakhi..hahaha
ReplyDeleteI wonder what you plan before valentines??
Don't worry will surely put up my valentine's plans! And believe me, I'm not that bold! :P
DeleteI have been in quite a few conversations like these, yo. :D One comes out so much more enlightened. Fulfilling experience!!
ReplyDeletethnx:) Glad you liked it :)
DeleteROFL...where was the bloody conversation? :O
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