I had been reading extensively many blogs of late and I am so full of crap right now. Many of the blogs were pathetic, some were good but I still have not been able to find the best ones. Here's my rant about the types of blogs that are present on the blogosphere :-
1) The singular ones- They relate to one topic and give us the whole library of shit about that topic.
Some of them are talking about stupid technology and stuff while the others talk crap about a
single problem our society is facing.And after some posts they themselves start blurting out the solutions and finally a stage is reached when their belief in the government and society fails! Sigh! Losers!
2) The baby ones- These are the most obnoxious of all. They keep on writing about how adorable their baby is, what they feed him, how he clenched their fists and how hard he sucked on the nipple while breastfeeding! Dear Lord! I don't want to know any of that stuff! You had a baby, congrats, now just shut the hell up and come back down to the earth. We earthians have still not descended to the babydom!
3) The marriage ones- Aww! I just feel terrible thinking of the saddening things these blogs offer. They put up posts on each and every account of their marriage process. And I would have to say that until this time I haven't found a single blog that does not rant about indian marriage system. They all crib about that overly extrovert affair of the indian marriage process but enjoy it to the fullest! Not to mention the fact that they are overly obsessive about arranged marriages. Sigh! They think the world revolves around them during their 'marriage time' and everybody is interested to know their opinions about arranged marriage! Deep deep sighs! Dork!
4)The general ones- These I found to be much more sane but to a certain level only. First like me, they start out by telling you the story of their lives. When you get more hooked on their blogs they start publishing posts on problems they face. In between all their nonsense they become the self-appointed governors of the society and put their judgement on every evil the society is facing today. They are deeply saddened by the problems the society faces but are optimistic at the same time! (Why didn't I die before reading any of this!) Furthermore, they start giving out relationship advice, finally bring out their ultra-post about sex/alcohol and think they have broken the traditional social arrangement of India and take proud in calling themselves the 'wind of change'!! Oh! dear lord! Morons!
5)The ones who don't publish anything- They are the best in class. they have created a blog, but do not post anything on it. I think they have left it blank for the readers to fill. Oh you've come to my blog-please write something on it. It's been blank for years.
Some of them create blogs and post stuff on it but disable the public reading. They are like, you have come to my blog, eh? I won't let you inside unless you give me $50. That' the entry fee!
The blogger awards for the best blog should be given to them because they have smartly left out to readers' imagination what is on their blog actually! LOL!
6) The overly good ones- Many of you must have seen a post where a person posts a wallpaper from his desktop and write some stupid 2-3 lines below it, which for the record, only he can understand. These are the haiku ones and utterly absurd and stupid! These are the ones that make me the angriest of all. I mean, are you nuts? Posting a picture of tree and then writing how green it is just like your life! Are you out of your fucking mind? I think they all are out of their senses because these blogs harness maximum number of comments. Oh! How beautiful ! Lovely! What a piece of art ! Piece of art, my ass!
There also different habits of bloggers that I have found intriguing. They go on great lengths explaining their problems. For instance, I was once on a blog who kept on ranting about the poor sanitory conditions in india. I kept on thinking to myself-"Just give this lady a damn portable toilet and she'll be happy for the rest of her life!!" Imean it is only what you can offer at a practical level. I cannot go and start abhishek singhal shauchalya seva! (hmm, not a bad idea! lol!)
PS- It's only for quick humour and those who cannot gulp down such humour should refrain from commenting. I don't want another round of debate on i was wrong, you were right! You are always right. Happy?