My friend AJ seems like taking a lot in these days. And me being his good friend, decided to increase his stress ;) Here's what happened when he asked me out for the movies-
AJ - Hey man! What are you doing this friday?
ME- Nothing I guess..
AJ- Then let's go to the movies, there is one....
ME- I have work to do
AJ- But you said you were doing nothin'
ME- You said it yourself, I have to do something
AJ- But it's nothing
ME- Exactly, and it takes a lot of patience
AJ- You have some deep seated issues in you man!
ME- Don't you dare say that again! It's you who is always with f*cked up problems. it's like your problems f*cked each other and had kids which f*cked among themselves to produce more f*cked up problems! So you want to go to the movies to find solace from your f*ck world!!!
AJ- Sheesh man! Did you wake up to be a d*ck all day?
ME- No, I woke up to be a d*ck today as well.