Sunday 9 June 2013

The axe effect

AJ is a very calm and composed friend of mine who many a times has to bear my tantrums like anything. But the scene somehow got reversed yesterday.
Here's what happened:-

I was watching Seinfeld and simultaneously spraying my new deo.
(AJ enters)
AJ: hmm.. nice smell.

Me: It's a deo, damn it ! Why do you have to call it smell?

AJ: Shut the hell up dude, I have just returned after doing a heroic task!

Me: uh-huh...what's that?

AJ: I just prevented someone from getting raped..

Me: Seriously? bitch! How?(jumping on my heels)

AJ: Self-control dude, self-control.. :D

Me: dafuq......!!! Are out of your mind?

AJ: Chill dude, enjoy the axe-effect. Remember the ad where...

Me: GET THE F*** OUT OF MY HOUSE !!
















PS- And you thought I was over with sick comedy..

6 comments:

  1. Most funny people are not able to handle it when others try to be funny.

    The thing about comedy is that barring some truly serious life-changing experiences, no one gets over it.

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  2. Haha.. and i see your disappointment in those Axe effect ads! :P

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  3. @karunesh- It's just a joke- that my friend got caught up in the Axe-effect. I realise I may not have made it clear above. But I am not funny. I just try to become one and end up failing. Just like this post- "An epic fail!"

    @Arpit- True! lol! :D

    @nameera- Thnx! Glad to see you again :)

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  4. :O...M tooo shocked to comment anythin else. :O

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